Friday, November 12, 2004


premature "debunk"ulation


Best News Compendium on Vote Fraud

Meet Democracy's boyfriend: the US Fourth Estate. Democracy exclaimed today, "It's a pity you couldn't perform, but fortunately I brought my own aid: The Blogger 2004."

I get the feeling that some election 2004 premature "debunk"ulators are feeling a little embarrassed that they called it finished before we had our turn? Now they'd like to pretend there's no problem - typical. It is a hard issue to address, there are many complicated theories and analyses to wade through. It isn't exactly romantic or exciting stuff. Democracy was heard pleading today, "Pretty please - can we take a little time to get it right?"

Democracy admitted she likes a good clean "quickie" just as everyone occasionally does; but, she explains that sometimes "things are more complicated and take a little more patience." She made no comment when asked about plans for a separation. She muttered (almost inaudibly) that couples therapy may loom on the horizon.

Democracy closed with a heart felt plea to her longtime lover Mr. Media Mainstream:
"We'll get along much better with mutual satisfaction. Don't be jealous I had to go outside our relationship to address my needs sweetheart. I didn't feel I had any other choice. I'm sorry I may have hurt you, but you hurt me too. I still love you. Come on over tonight - I'll show you mine if you show me yours..."

Today's Premature Debunkulator Golden Hanky Goes To: NY Times Tom Zeller Jr.
Estimation Theory: Problems with the "Debunk" Theory
Greg Knows How to Take His Time
Paging Mr. Blackwell - Please Report to the Democracy Phone
Bloggerman Acknowledges Exit Poll Research
Wash Post: Worst Voter Error is Apathy
To The Point
Handcount turns Washington Election Result
Diebold Bugs Found - and a Partridge in a Hack Key...
Why Bother with Votes?
Cash Reward for Fraud Evidence
Youth Vote Rocked!- I love to say I told you so!

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